Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

The puns are pretty sick.

Oooh, those puns make me gel-ous.

"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."
Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless (via wordsnquotes)

Always. I always choose you.

"There are no happy endings.
Endings are the saddest part,
So just give me a happy middle
And a very happy start."
Shel Silverstein, Every Thing on It (via wordsnquotes)
"Love is not an equation, it is not a contract, and it is not a happy ending. Love is the slate under the chalk, the ground that buildings rise, and the oxygen in the air. It is the place you come back to, no matter where you’re headed."
"Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness…"
"And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul, you stop in shock at the words you utter— they are so rusty, so ugly, so meaningless and feeble from being kept in the small cramped dark inside you so long."
"I never realized what a big deal that was. How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head. You just think that things will stay the way they are. You never look up, in a moment that feels like every other moment in your life, and think, Soon this will be over. But I understand more now. About the way life works."

Choose someone who will look after you - even when you vomit on them.
Even when you can’t control your bladder anymore.
Someone who won’t see your wrinkled and dried skin.
Someone who will look past the morning complaints.

Because you know what?
You’re not invincible.
Life is so so fragile.
It’s humbling and scary to realise how much of life we can’t control.

So pick someone who will stay with you, even when times get really hard. Because, as much as I wish it didn’t exist, bad and shitty things happen to good people.

It’s heartbreaking but it’s true.

You know how you feel so strong right now?
Well, swim in that ocean for as long as you can because time catches up quickly.
If the ER teaches you anything - it teaches you that.

"You have your whole life ahead of you. Be smart. Study hard and be independent…You must rely on yourself. No matter what else people may steal from you, they will never be able to take away your knowledge. The world is changing. You must make your own life outside this home."
Adeline Yen Mah, Falling Leaves: The Memoir of an Unwanted Chinese Daughter (via wordsnquotes)